ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE MOVIE LISTINGS -- September 16, 2008
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MOVIE -- Disaster
"Fuselage!" (1974) A Filipino disaster movie knock-off featuring a headstrong Mother Superior (Linda Lavin) & a plane-load of novice nuns fending off assault by a psychotic stowaway rapist (Chuck Connors) while en route from Mexico City to Paraguay. Also stars Georgia Engel, Miyoshi Umeki & Lionel Stander. Directed by Herv Steckler.

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Connors fans himelf provocatively in FUSELAGE! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOVIE -- Horror Musical

"Cemeterio Del Rock'n'Roll." (1967 - Mexico) Mexican horror star Paul Naschy plays the nervous groundskeeper at a cemetery haunted by Mexican comedians Tin-Tan (dressed as The Mummy), Ramon Valdes (The Frankenstein Monster), Guillermo "El Borras" Rivas (Dracula) & some great Mexican rock'n'roll bands of the era, including Los Loud Jets, Los Yaps, Los Beatniks & Dug Dug's. At the time this was reviewed as "Ed Wood's Orgy of the Dead without the girls." Directed by Chano Urueta.

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Los Dug Dug's bring the horror rock in CEMETERIO DEL ROCK'N'ROLL 

 

 

 

 

 

MOVIE -- Horror

"The 8th Plague" (Made for TV, 1975) A bullied young boy (Alfred Lutter III) discovers he can communicate telepathically with locusts during his frequent grand mal epileptic seizures. His parents (Elizabeth Ashley & Michael Murphy) begin to worry when swarms of insects surround the boy's hospital, waiting for orders. With frequent game-show host Bill Cullen as Dr. Menschen, John Cassisi, Robbie Rist & an uncredited Scott Baio. Directed by Philip Leacock, from a script by Robert Ludlum.

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Alfred Lutter menaces in THE 8TH PLAGUE 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOVIE -- Suspense

"Bad Hair Day" (1987) Direct-to-video shocker loosely based on the classic Japanese film Onibaba by Kaneto Shindo. On their remote pig farm, a brutish mother (Anne Ramsey) & her sexy halfwit daughter (Lisa Whelchel) rob & sexually satisfy themselves with passing salesmen while the family patriarch is serving time in federal prison. Or is he? Also stars Lloyd Bochner, Craig Wasson & Joanna Pacula as the nosy neighbor. Directed by Golan Jaspers.

MOVIE -- Action/Fantasy 

"Romulus & Remus Vs. The Centurion Dogs of Hell" (aka Rabies!) (1963) After founding Rome, Romulus (Steve Reeves) & Remus (Gordon Scott) run afoul of the Emperor Caligula, supernatural packs of zombie dogs, man-eating boulders & a beautiful queen who changes into a vulture at will. A sequel to 1961's Romulus & Remus. Starring Vittorio Gassman as King Caligula, Cameron Mitchell as the warlock Tirestes & Rossano Podesta as the unpredictable Queen Sademir. Directed by Sergio Corbucci.

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Rossano Podesta 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOVIE -- Horror/Western 

"The Great Lubbock Range War Massacre" (1973) A murky, bloody western about a pair of drunken cowboy drifters (Luke Askew, Jan Michael Vincent) who stumble on a psychotic rancher (R. G. Armstrong) & his unstable clan, who believe their daughter (Valerie Perrine) has given birth to the antichrist. Also features Joanne Dru, David Hess, Sylvia Miles (as Shaky) & Tom Ligon. Directed by Tyler Tresloth, from a script by Frank De Felitta. Music by The Serendipity Singers.

 

MOVIE -- Comedy 

"Gimme Three Steps" (Dir. Max Baer Jr., 1974) In this rollicking comedy based on the popular 1973 song by Lynyrd Skynyrd, Earl Holliman stars as Cab Dickey, Jr., a devil-may-care FM DJ who gets into all kinds of trouble by having an affair with Linda Lu (Pamela Sue Martin), the wife of a trigger-happy pro football hero (Alex Carras). Also stars Tim Conway, Burton Cummings & Richard Libertini as Diesel. 

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Earl Holliman in GIMME THREE STEPS

 

 

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