Compulsory Employee Movie Review #12

I Luv employee Clarke gives an irreverent look at the new film Where the Wild Things Are.

I watched “Where The Wild Things Are”. It starts out with Patrick Swayze and he's like this obvious bad-ass and he's like “Screw you “Where The Wild Things Are” you see this crotch? It's mine and I painted it gold so monkeys can see it in the dark!”. Then it just keeps getting better and better at one point “Where The Wild Things Are” is like “Listen Bro you got two choices at this point. I either shoot you now and lay your woman down with me on my vintage Arabian bed made out of sex, or I make you a cake and sit on your face. What's it gonna be chump?” I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes breakfast after dark. -Clarke Wilson