Compulsory Employee Movie Review #5

Luv employee GARSHA has a bit to say about the ridiculous new release WHIP IT.

Whip It. How about Suck It? Or Fuck It? Whip This? Whippity Fuckity Suck My Nuts It?

This is a good movie for girls who realize they don't have an interesting personality and think getting a tattoo or rollerskating will make dudes like them. You know girls that do the demon horns and stick their tongues out? Morons. Ellen Page? She used to be on Trailer Park Boys, now I don't give a fuck.

Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon should make a suicide pact. Soon. Not even a good soundtrack. What the fuck you. -Steve