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Here at I LUV VIDEO we sometimes put comments on the video boxes praising or giving warning about the said movie. This is a random selection of stickers from a random selection of movies. They are humorous and informative.

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                                                                                       Alive

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Hmm a little disappointing for kitamura just a little too long winded, you know? -John

Trailer: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ad0a_trailer-alive-kitamura-film_fun

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I thought this was going to need some anger management after renting this piece of crap. -Rebekah

Trailer:http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/anger-management/anger-management



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is a more character driven drama with brief flourishes of action. More Reserved than “Verses” but a lot more interesting than alive, it has really nice performances worth checking out. -John

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqcUjJrtTOk



 

 

 

 

 

Aqua Teen aquateenhungerforce.pngHunger Force

This is the best thing ever!-Alex

Trailer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7YRF4QJC4l8&feature=related


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I'm not normally into the whole love story but this was a bad ass movie and at the same time left me scratching my head like!?!?! I was so confused by loved it!

Trailer-http://youtube.com/watch?v=PmH1c_LheuI



 

 

 

 

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The kid really makes this movie. He's so socially inept and awkward... I don't known where the casting person found this kid but he's absolutely hilarious and the movies not bad either. "Shit happens when you party naked" word -Alex.

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/bad-santa/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

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This type of shit makes me want to puke. -John

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXX-JJbYjHQ&feature=PlayList&p=4EA7033893B64664&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

battlefieldbaseball.png Jigoku koshien (AKA Battlefield Baseball)

                                                                  More baffling then almost any movie you might see. -John

Trailer-http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384832/



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Batoru rowaiaru II: Chinkonka (AKA Battle Royale 2) battleroyal2.png

If you are expecting this to be like the first one, you will be sorely disappointed. It's basically a war movie and the kids don't kill each other.-A

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBRHp6881kA



 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yes! I loved this movie…it's one that girls will enjoy as much as guys! -Natalie

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m8HyI4uACs



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead 

Lumet tries his hand at the (not so) new "chopped and screwed" sequence style ALA inarritu/merellis with mixed results in a convoluted family drama that achieves no sympathy for any of the characters. I don't think I need to see Philip Seymour hoffman nakedly humply away right off the bat. "dog day afternoon"  it is not. -CP

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Bikini Bandits

bikinibandits.pngI don't know what the hell was up with this but it was the dumbest thing I have ever seen and it makes me really mad that customers would pay for this to be made.-elijah.

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=l44Dokqndrc



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Black Sister's Revenge (Emma Mae)

This is a great. I mean it's a really good movie. blacksistersrevenge.png

It's an uplifting social drama and the characters

aren't fun toting ghetto super hero chicks.

I recommend checking it out. -Jon

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=AP8I1LSUtuk



 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                          

BloodRayne

bloodrayne.pngI am and idiot for renting this movie. -A

Wooden performances does not adequately describe the termite like quality of the acting in this film.-A

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/bloodrayne/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sacha Baron Cohen is the funniest man alive. I'd make sexy time with him.-A

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/borat/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Breakfast of Champions

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Ok so you wanna watch this even though you know it's gonna be bad. Stop. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath, Re-evaluate your existence, above all rent something else! This is so much worse then I thought It would be, so much mush and botched art filmmaking it'll make you scream. Get something else. -A

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIMVcDqeXbI&feature=PlayList&p=7CA18893F97DD546&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=50



 

 

 

The Bride of Frank

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes! Yes! Yes! Super low-budgethebrideoffrank.pngt, lo-fi gross out fest from the trashiest new jersey trash you have ever seen. It's on par with pink flamingos, completely nasty , tasteless fun! Rent it, it's mesmerizing!

Trailer like thing- http://youtube.com/watch?v=pX8j_HywrR4&feature=related



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dr.Phil in his acting debut! 

Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3250323737/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   Champion

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This is how I feel Rocky should have been made…scream my name-Elijah

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJpyVgB_mc0



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Obnoxiously bad, you too will be asking, "when is this over?" -A

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/charlies-angels-full-throttle/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

Charlie Wilson's War

Customer review, "…eh"

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/charlie-wilsons-war/international-trailer

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Cloverfield

cloverfield.pngBlair witch project meets The Host with an annoying love story subplot. It's great eye candy but the guy's "I'm going to save my girlfriend no matter what" attitude gets a little annoying after awhile.

I was just getting into the ding-dong teen drama setup when cthulu showed up and started wrecking shit. I was then over-come by an inexplicable urge to curl my eyelashes after returning from my trip to sephora, I made a few calls on my nokia cell phone. Then came up with an alternative ending where everyone dies in the helicopter crash like a real human would…-all in all I liked it!!-CP

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/1-18-08/trailer



Control

control.pngI like joy division, Ian Curtis was an intense character despite his age, this is a cool portrayal of his inner conflict and eventually demise "Where will it end?" -CP

I guess I'm not good at empathizing with mental illness because I just think this guy needed to suck it up and deal like everyone else. I used to not like joy division because I didn't understand them, but now I realize I don't like them because they don't sound good. -Ben

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c2_B_cWK_M

 

 

 

 

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Holy crap Amy Smart, you are kind of hard core, eh? My official description of this film is speed on speed except the bus is Jason Statham's heart. The plot is about as in-depth as the Transport movies but I didn't mind at all. In fact I really enjoyed it. God Help me, and please go grab me a red bull tank. -John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/crank/trailer



 

 

 

 

Jumeogi unda (AKA Crying Fist)

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OMFG fabulous! This is a super bad ass film. -Elijah

Man now this movie has something that Hollywood flicks would kill for right now, some freaking heart, Wonder who they're going to remake it with. Nobody is as cool as Choi-min Sooh!! -John

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leGBC2YlKss





 

 

 

 

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This is great. It's ruthless and honest and pretty right on. It gets a little unbelievable at the end but still it's a really cool idea and very well done. The commercials are hilarious and terrible and way more offensive then anything on Wonder Showzen- Ben

Trailer: http://www.spike.com/video/cs-confederate/2676161



 

 

 

 

 

 

The Darjeeling Limited

dlimited.pngHooray for the bourgeoisie!

More forced and continued than ever. This film takes Wes Anderson 's one razor sharp wit and replaces it with a dull throbbing sense of irony. Mildly entreating but no surprises.

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/darjeeling-limited/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

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Like most Jim Kelly movies this is so bad that it is still bad.-John

Trailer:http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000HL2PB4



 

 

 

 

 

 

Death Proof

deathproof.pngI wish it was such proof- Aaron

Hooray! Quentin Tarantino made a gear head movie! And you know what, it's terrific! Ohh and Kurt Russell still got it...I was really impressed also with Tarantino's attention to detail to getting some of the most renowned people in stunt work to be in this film, watch the special features, they're pretty cool! I recommend this. -De

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEVyC8FByng



 

 

 

 

 

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This movie is entertaining, don't get me wrong but an oscar nomination and a golden globe win for Meryl Streep's portrayal of a bitchy fashion magazine boss?!?! Come one. -Alex

Trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thedevilwearsprada/



 

 

 

 

 

Django

djnago.pngThis is a great western, bloody and without remorse- jrw

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Ge2hmSTbo



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Greatest one liners in cinema history.-A

Trailer-http://video.aol.com/video-detail/the-double-d-avenger-trailer/1447123329



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist

dr.katz.pngOne of the unfunniest cartoons in history, Avoid this like you would avoid Ren and Stimpy and the Tick.-A

Clip of first episode-http://youtube.com/watch?v=fF3Fk95Cndk&feature=related



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A brilliant film by a brilliant comedy team at their best, This movie + coffee =LSD -Peter

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bonpelSt2ME



 

 

 

 

 

Dummy

dummy.pngThis movie is fare to middling...the dummy is creepy. Adrien Brody does okay and Milla Jovovich is very hot, even in army fatigue. -Sarah

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky3alFpiwTk



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Scenes are too long and there was too much chocking and reaming. 

Trailer- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mrF3fXXhN4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eastern Promises

easternpromises.pngViggo's so badass he only brings his dong to a knife fight.

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/eastern-promises/trailer-a



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Jack Black what the fuck? What is happening to you? First you are in Shallow Hal and now you give us this poopstick? I really expected better from you, Jack. -Ben

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/envy/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is one of those 30 something family dramas in which estranged siblings jaded on life reunite and mend their personal rifts by smoking grass and blathering emotionally. It sucks. -Jon

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/eulogy/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

Fast Food, Fast Women

fastfoodfastwomen.pngHmm...when I first started watching this, I thought I was going to hate it, but soon, I really got into it. It kind of reminds me of Woody Allen film but without the over ridiculous humor. -Ann

Hmmm...when i first started watching this I thought I was going to hate it and soon i was sure that I did. I hate to be a budget snob but if you have a really small one, don't scrimp on the actress for god's sake. Anne Thompson I no longer like you. Stop doing shitty no budget indie films where you play a dumb chick. -Amanda

Trailer- http://www.videodetective.com/titledetails.aspx?publishedid=733282





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Billy Connolly, the world's mot famous Scotsman, plays the zombie with a heart of gold. Setting up in a '50 era post nuclear apocalypse, Fido picks up where Shaun of the dead left off…Zombies are settling into suburbanite society as our own personal zombie slaves. Slave politics, hooray!! This is my new favorite movie. -Eric

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/fido/trailer

 

 

 

 

 

 

Film Geek

filmgeek.pngOh man just kill me know and get over it....-John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/film-geek/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So bloody boring I turned if off.-A

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4OLHBQn4XM



 

 

 

 

Free and Easy

freeandeasy.pngYes! Watch greedy and stupid movie executives piss away Buster Keaton's talent! Watch his career fizzle as he's forced to play a character that is completely opposite of what he built his fame with. Free and easy indeed! Weee! -A

Trailer- http://video.aol.com/video-detail/free-and-easy-1941-original-trailer/1104994392

 

 

 

 

 

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This is... G-G-Great!-john

Trailer-http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=8281471

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

F*ck the Disabled:The Surprising Adventures of Greg Walloch (Keeping It Real: The Adventures of Greg Walloch )

fck.pngThis movie is so boring, it's better then Nyquil-Angry Viewer

Trailer-http://youtube.com/watch?v=PmxQP2h6Qvg



 

 

 

 

 

 

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Imagine if the dudes from the band Harlem decided to remake that one scene from clockwork orange, and also that one scene from Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, and then in post production decided to make a new Ferris Bueller movie. You will hate to love it. -PE

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/funny-games/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead

diaryofthedead.pngA zombie movie with video game graphics…Fuck.

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/diary-of-the-dead/international-trailer









 

 

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I've got a great idea. Let's throw Bill Paxton in a deep sea submersible crate and see what type of comments he comes up with on the spot. Seriously man, what were you thinking? - Jon

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/ghosts-abyss/trailer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ghost World

ghostworld.pngCreepy old record geek dude likes em young.-A

Trailer-http://youtube.com/watch?v=1U2Ufx2-2Mk



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I have seen this movie at least 32 times. Every person living should watch it just once- Regan.5

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=yviIgIDxlwc



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Good Girl

thegoodgirl.pngThis one pleasantly surprised me. Writer Mike White has a comedic sense similar to the writers of Waiting For Guffman and Best in Show, Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy. This is very funny and it tells a nice story. There are quite a number of quotable lines in this one. -Ann

I too was pleasantly surprised by this movie. Jake Gyllenhaal is hilarious, creepy, and cute and all at the same time. I usually hate romantic comedies, but I'm glad I gave this one a chance. -Natalie

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-good-girl/trailer



 

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I think that Gus Van Sant has made some of the worst movies ever made. Ask me some time and i'll hit you on the head repeatedly with a hammer. Luckily his trademark faux avant garde crackpot is at a minimum here. The strength of the script (pretty boys can write) and the acting ( Robin Williams is so great so you wonder why he makes crap like flubber!) carries the day. Maybe it's a male movie, but it's exceptionally moving and funny as hell. I resisted but, yeah it's one of the year's best movies. -ga

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=z02M3NRtkAA



 

 

Halloween (Rob Zombie Version)

halloween.pngGo Rob Zombie! Keep it up Rob. One more movie like this and you will get your own horror director section!-Ben

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtR9Fxz2lng



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I laughed so hard I blew the pot out of my paper!-A

This movie is completely awesome! -John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/harold-kumar/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Harold and Maude

haroldandmaude.pngYes! Yes! Rent this movie now!-A

Trailer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=BHekCJdQUHE

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

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John Carl Buechler, the wizard who brought us such hits as Troll and Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies go to collage is back as the effects man in this one. He's the king of arterial spray and the movies doesn't skimp on the gore. Best ending I have seen in a long time. In a nutshell hatchet delivers. -Ben

Do like I did and take a nap thorough the first 30 minutes of insipid back story. When you wake to the sound of people screaming you 'll know it's hacking time!!-CP

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/hatchet/trailer

 

 

 

 

The Hawk is Dying

thehawkisdying.pngSeriously this movie is quite good, It is in it's attempt to bum you all the way out. Trust me I was there-the hawk

AKA the hawk is boring AHA the hawk is just really sick, don't freak out

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=myRt8vXrerg



 

 

 

 

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Not even Will Smith's stunning intelligence or the sanity of the poor souls who are forced to watch this can save it. In the Fresh Prince's Words, "You know, parents are the same, no matter time nor place. They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes." This is an example.-A

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/hitch/trailer



 

 

 

 

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

hitchhikersguide.pngBaaaaddaaaaasssssss and if you don't like this then you probably don't like space. -Alex

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy/trailer





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Although I once begrudgingly accepted the term "chick flick" as a derogatory universally fixed phrase I can do so no longer because that would mean this movie is a chick flick! Which would imply that "chicks" watch terrible, horrifying, meaningless, ridiculous movies and truth be told, we don't. -ing

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-holiday/trailer



 

 

 

Hostage

hostage.pngThis was good and I can't believe it. The last thing I wanted to see was another Bruce Willis movie but off the bat I think it was pretty good…the plot is a little hard to believe at times but hey that's what movies are about. All in all I have seen much better but I have also seen much much worse. -Elijah.

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/hostage/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

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A wonderful and touching movie. -elijah

Trailer-http://youtube.com/watch?v=mYwuXvA589A



 

 

 

 

 

 

How to Get the Man's Foot Outta Your Ass (Badasssss!)

badass.pngNot only is this far more funny, interesting, and well directed then you would have expected from a Mario Van Peebles film to bet, it's legitimately just a badass movie for lack of more creative terminology. Mario is commanding and almost iconic in the portrayal of his father and while his performance is the best in the film, the mythology encircling the birth of the blaxploitative movies is simply amazing! -john

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLo4RiuW6ic&feature=related



 

 

 

 

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This movie is fucking awesome and shit. It's like totally cool. Fuck you "It says on your chart you're fucked up, you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded." word. -Alex

Trailer:http://www.amazon.com/Idiocracy/dp/B000LWBSDU/ref=pd_vodsm_B000LWBSDU



 

 

 

 

Saibogujiman quenching (I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK)

imacyborg.pngIt's not the same style of movies (Oldboy) you are use to from him but it's excellent in an offbeat way. It is a pretty unique film.

Trailer-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhhRj8ynajQ&feature=related



 

 

 

 

 

 

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Interminable pretentious drivel gratuitous masturbatory dribble. Dude was just a singer. Just a guitarist. Get over it. This machine kills self-indulgent directors!! -CP


Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/im-not-there/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Every time i watch this movie a little piece of me dies...but it's worth it. It is pretty f'n good. -alex

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLdImzwn0qI







 

 

 

À l'intérieur (AKA Inside)

inside.pngFunnier than Juno, more believable then Knocked Up, why it's the best recently released pregnancy movie.-A

Trailer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksPl9cpyUb8

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I didn't know you could die of white liberal guilt! -MR

Warning! The nauseating presence of Eddie Vedder's soulless crooning renders this picture nearly intolerable…! -CP

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/into-the-wild/trailer



 

 

 

 

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I think I love this movie! This is the second movie Chris Rock has directed and I think he dud an amazing Job. This was co-written by Louis C.K who I think is hilarious. -Alex

This is not one of the crappy Chris Rock movies you're use to. Side note this is co-written by Louis C.K and if you don't like Pootie Tang. I have nothing to say to you.-A

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/i-think-love-my-wife/trailer

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jawbreaker

jawbreaker.pngRose McGowan...damn, bitchy has never been so sexy. This is a campy fun, maybe even guilty pleasure-ish. I recommend it. -Alex

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXpqfy2eUBM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This movie is the greatest. Full of perverse touches and euro ambivalence, great. Lalo Schifrin score. Jane Fonda and Lola Albright are incredible. -Lars

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=KwRPEvS4PyQ



 

 

 

King Author

kingauthor.pngShitty! Shitty! Shitty! Keira Knightley gets more ridiculous every time i see her. Stupid pouty face. I wish filmmakers would stop raping history so that they can make a few bucks and pit a hot girl in some armor.- Sarah

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/king-arthur/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I loved everything about his movie…mostly the girl who plays cosploy but, but really I wish I could meet someone who writes manga…please god? -Elijah

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=3DCUkh5rQAQ



 

 

 

 

The Long Ships

thelongships.pngA nice rowdy little viking adventure movie. -Jon

Clip- http://youtube.com/watch?v=0p_qYndLMNI



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Furniture sex+sexual innuendo+lots of gentle caressing=local filmmaker makes good.-A

Trailer: http://www.loveholstery.com/trailer1.html



 

 

Marie Antoinette

marieantoinette.pngSave your money and eat some cake. -Sara

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/marie-antoinette/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Who would have guessed that all those years a theme song extolling the virtues of suicide was being ingrained into our collective sub-concious? Anyways I was expecting this movie to lay down some serious "frivolity of war" type shit but thankfully it never got too heavy handed for me, it also stays entertaining without avoiding any particular narrative track, it's really pretty amazing that it was successful at all. -John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/mash/trailer



 

 

 

 

The Matador

thematador.pngPierce Brosnan has, for the first time, I believe, elevated something that could have been total crap into something more than that. It was actually pretty inspired, He has made this worth watching. -John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-matador/trailer







 

 

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Watch thus after watching the documentary The Architecture of Doom-Rebekah

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV_uGuu1Cz0



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Melinda and Melinda

melindaandmelinda.pngThis is a Woody Allen movie! The ol' pervert is going low-tech. -John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/melinda-and-melinda/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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OH YES! This is the best Stephen King movie since the shinning, for real! The CG effects are a little busted but nobody let that bother them when they were watching the host. The ending belongs in a club with night of the living dead and a boy and his dog. Rent this you won't be sorry. -Ben

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-mist/trailer-a



 

Mr. Brooks

mr.brooks.pngWhat an unfortunate collection of has-beens. Oh, wait there's Dana Cook! Icing on the turdcake. Seriously why would watch this…? -CP

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/mr-brooks/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

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You are gonna be sooo pissed off when you watch this hackneyed piece of garbage. -John

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9QIbLoawg



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

mysuperexgf.pngThis got a pretty bad rap from some but I would be lying if I said that I didn't enjoy it. A little predictable but whatever. I laughed quite a bit. -John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/my-super-exgirlfriend/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

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You'll start watching this and get really into it, it's a really cool mystery and you'll really get stoked on trying to figure it out, you'll get so mad you'll smash your TV and curse yourself for wasting all that time watching it. Lamest ending ever! -Ben

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-nines/trailer



 

 

 

Out of Africa

outofafrica.pngIf you have the urge to cry, then watch this movie. It is way too depressing. -A

Trailer-http://youtube.com/watch?v=kF-lNumI2qk



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I pity the fool who don't rent this!-A

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBUUKKwuELA



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Polish Wedding

polishwedding.pngNo, it's not "hilariously funny" as the cover claims but an often difficult but bearable wise little tale of a Polish family living in the north. A study of love and marriage and the weird ways fate fucks with your lives and makes decisions for you. Hell i'd just rent this to see Claire Danes running around tomboyish and barefoot. -G

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq4hc2KkBXI



 

 

 

 

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Holly Hunter can definitely pull off the whole psycho texas mom act pretty well, This was funny as hell. -john

Trailer: http://www.fandango.com/thepositivelytrueadventuresoftheallegedtexamovietrailer/1_169781/v80592



 

 

 

 

The President's Analysts

thepresidentsanalysts.pngEgah, too dam funny. This is some paranoid conspiracy craziness, sprank, KCB, CIA, CSD, hippies, communist, and Kung-fu, it's all here baby! -Scott

Trailer-  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2o12is0Xg4



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is a weird one but in a good way. It's not really a comedy, well maybe a dark comedy would better describe it. It's the kind of film that makes you feel uneasy at times and makes you think about our society a lot. Plus it has a bitchin' soundtrack. xoxo -Amanda

Trailer- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhzaFRYO2w



 

 

 

 

 

Requiem for a Dream

requiemforadream.pngThis movie still gives me nightmares. -Elijah

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/requiem-for-a-dream/trailer





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Another bad slacker-turn-bumbling criminal movie to the pie. I wouldn't be so mad except they used early fundadelic classic 'when you get to that' as an opening theme. It's a meaningful song which they exploited for its funkiness in hopes of spicing up their unfunny nerd flick. -A

Trailer- http://www.videodetective.com/titledetails.aspx?publishedid=7982



 

 

Saved!

saved.pngHey! This movie is actually pretty good. Jena Malone isn't nearly as annoying as usual and Many Moore is fucking hilarious, if only she would quit that music career. -Sarah

(Macaulay Culkin however, remains unfathomably creepy)

Trailer- http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/saved/trailer





 

 

 

 

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Save me from this movie. -Amanda hugs and kisses

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA7XgN6CByc



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seabiscuit

seabiscuit.pngErnest Saves Christmas is a better movie then this-A

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/seabiscuit/trailer-a



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Just rent it...now!- Anne

Yes! I love this movie! Every once in a while an awesome odd-ball love story like this one comes around *warning* not suitable for the close minded or sexually squeamish. -Natalie

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/secretary/trailer





Send Me No Flowers

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Trailer- http://www.spout.com/films/30603/default.aspx



 

 

 

 

 

 

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Oh yes, the best ghetto movie since menace 2 society Makes me want to say "bloodclot rasclot bumbaclot" n' other things me no repeat here rude boy. -john

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlgBo08SyKE



 

 

 

The Signal

thesignal.pngYeah! This movie is really cool! It's like a zombie movie without any zombies. Plenty of gore and violence, some funny parts also. My only complaint was the filmmakers failure to ever explain what "the signal" is or where it comes from. -Ben



Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-signal/trailer



 

 

 

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Wholesome family entertainment circa '78. Leif Garrett and Tony Alva rip it up. No foul language and a happy ending for the antihero. Don't do drugs kids. -Rease

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=UmWj2t6fq10



 

 

 

 

 

 

Snakes on a Plane

snakesonaplane.pngIt is pretty funny and entertaining. Good for watching with a bunch of people who are stoned or drunk or whatever you do. -A

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/snakes-on-a-plane/teaser-trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I really like this movie. You may not. It's an apocalyptic/ political thriller/ satire in the vein of David Lynch or Terry Gillian sort of. It is a pretty strange movie with a ridiculously confusing plot, plus it's got these mainstream character actors playing kind of parodies of themselves along side a bunch of random comedians who come off real serious, It's totally weird but I thought it was awesome. -Clarke

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/southland-tales/trailer



 

 

 

South Park, Season 10

southpark10.pngThis whole season is amazing however there are three that are absolutely superb-A

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy7n6nowVjY



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is quite possibly the best TV show we have at this store!!!!! Stars the main characters from Shaun of the Dead and was written also by them. Check it out I highly recommend it! -Alex

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy6t0giaSAU



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I wanted to cry when I watched this, it's so damn good! This is much, much better then any other products of the star wars franchises that have come in wake of the originals This makes me remember what it's all about. -John

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=df811j57mAE



Star Wars Clone Wars: Volume Two

Dear God why wasn't Genndy Tartakovsky chosen to direct the new star wars trilogy? Clone wars one and two are amazing, this would have made a superior life action film, the pace and the direction are excellent! Watch these- John

Trailer-http://youtube.com/watch?v=T6_tydNEjeM&feature=related




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Helmet is another impeccable example of exactly why Sam Fuller is such a memorable director. -John

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neFWK-0L7rw



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stuck on You

stuckonyou.pngMatt Damon...wooden Grey Kinnear...awesome....I see him as a helpless sex addict throughout that movie. It was creepy...-John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/stuck-on-you/teaser-trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I like shitty movies. I'm always saying that but this movie was so fucking horrible! I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I don't know who's to blame for the shittiness of this thing, Madanna or Ritchie or both but they should all be killed. There, I said it. -Ama

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/swept-away/trailer







 

Team America:World Police (Uncensored)

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See it!!! Love it!!!-Elijah

This is one of the funniest, smartest movies i have ever seen. If you don't like it you are probably an uptight douche bag that never likes anything fun. -Ben

I laughed so hard. So hard i almost burst a blood vessel in my eye on this one, I know cuz I did that one time. -John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/team-america/trailer



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One of the two films I've seen recently that features scores of graphic castration (The other being hostel part 2). I found that the 'teeth' had more biting humor and dialogue. -CP

Wanna see some graphically severed dongs? This is the movie for you! Yes, that's about it.-Ben

Traile http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/teeth/trailer



 

 

 

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Picturesque slice of life from the heady days of the oil boom where fortunes were scratched from the earth and greed was the whole of the law. As expected, Daniel Day Lewis delivers a standout performance and scores another Oscar for his mantel. Destined to be a classic…-CP 

Trailer:http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/there-will-be-blood/trailer



 

 

 

 

 

 

This is England

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Upon further inspection , the phenomenal acting in this film does outweigh the pretentious school style of direction. True to form, it affirms a common truth in the vacuous culture of skinhead-dumb: for every well intentioned "rude boy", there's a racist twat ready to kick some ass because he can't get laid. -C

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOJ5R_6638



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Daggers rule!! Seriously, despite it's cheesiness this movie will make you wish that you were 17 again, Don't expect more then a good time however. -B

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp-o3yxzLdo



 

 

 

 

 

Tin Cup

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What were they thinking producing this film?-A

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTLxoSUot_0



 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is a misogynistic piece of shit.- Amanda 

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04XocpZhV5M



 

 

 

 

 

 

Tom and Francie

tomandfrancie.pngThis is a poorly done Christopher Guest style fake documentary, with attempts at office style awkward humor, it's not very funny. -Ben

Trailer-http://www.videodetective.com/titledetails.aspx?publishedid=547294



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Awesome early 90's blast from the past (or my past anyways) Great fun movie about beverly hills girlies trying to rough it to prove they can. Shelley Long is really funny and Jenny Lewis stars as her adorable daughter. I recommend it!- Alex

Trailer- http://www.videodetective.com/titledetails.aspx?publishedid=867



 

 

 

The Way of the Gun

thewayofthegun.pngThis movie was my introduction to Sarah Silverman and ever to date I think this is the best she's ever been in. The opening scene is fucking , as is the rest of the film, Highly recommended by me.-alex

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXGm-2lvJww



 

 

 

 

 

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This movie made me very happy! It's almost filled with suffocating…"happy power" for lack of a better phrase, this is a beautiful film. -John

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgue1pGmZw



 

 

 

 

When Billie Beat Bobby

whenbilliebeatbobby.pngNow this is a classic! Very cute and very fun! Even kind of MILFy....u hurd. -elijah

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfv0-top9DE



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Well, to begin with, don't expect light comedy here This is definitely laden with death, it's consequences, and, in a weird way some peta-style propaganda. It's about losing your sense of self due to the loss of something short lived and having to regain a purpose. Only the main character becomes a pushy picketing animal rights activist...I wasn't impressed.-alex

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/year-of-the-dog/trailer



 

 

 

 

10 Things I Hate About You

10thingsihateaboutyou.jpg1. No violence 6. Set in California

2. No Nudity 7. Not Funny

3. It's Cheesy 8. No Cannibalism

4. Too Trendy 9. No Goats

5. John Hughes wanna be 10. Good For kids

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/10-things-i-hate-about-you/trailer



 

 

 

 

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Man this movie goes places I always wanted to go with my shitty roommates. This movies is freakin' bananas. It's awesome. Watch it! -John

Trailer- http://youtube.com/watch?v=zCCk6knlwVI



 

 

 

The 40 Year Old Virgin

40yroldvirgin.jpgThis movie is really funny but realistic and finally redeeming. The supporting cast is awesome, I loved everything about this movie. -John

Trailer: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/40-year-old-virgin/trailer




 

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