Employee Sticker Comments

If you've ever been to one of our stores, then you've been sure to notice that the movies sometimes have little helpful, or 

possibly snide, comments on them. You can choose to heed our advice, or you can totally ignore them.

Because you know what they say:

Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

Of course, at I Luv Video everything smells WONDERFUL!

Eastbound and Down-

You should watch this if you like to have your ass whipped with laughter! Seriously, Danny Mcbride just pummels you with his deadpan insults and Southern ignorance. Brilliant! -CP

Skins-

 I was expecting a UK-fied version of Gossip Girl or The OC, but I was mistaken! This show tops all teen dramas! Tons of Illicit drugs, rampant teen sex, eating disorders, failing grades, heavy drinking, heartbreaking, and "sexting" (look it up on the Internet!) going on. Highly Reccomended!- Ryan

True Blood-

  Sweet Cheezus! This blood tastes like corn syrup! It seems like the creators of this show spent as much time on the "story" as they did on Anna Paquin's dental work. Still. I can't. stop. watching.  -CP

Balls Out-

It looks like a Happy Madison movie and talks like a Happy Madison movie. It's not, but Stifler in a jock strap is good enough for me.-MR

Choke-

Dear Hollywood,

Please don't make anymore Chuck Polahniulauiauak books into movies. Sincerly, Ryan

George Carlin (It's Bad for Ya)-

Okay, so maybe some of his jokes are a little out of touch, but he was a 70 yr old man, fer chrissakes! some of this is genuinely hilarious. A fitting end to a long, succesful career. RIP George C. -ben

nobody's been so right so much and been so funny. i hope he's in heaven making God laugh. -gabe

 Hamlet 2-

This idea is better than it looks. Same idea as "Waiting for Guffman", but with a little late 00's "magic". The scene where he asks his cat "what's your fuckin' problem, man?!" is one of the funniest lines in any movie of 2008. -ben

Martyrs-

  I couldn't possibly recommend this to anyone, but i will say that it is above average and you will never forget it. even if you tried.  -MR

holy shit. the french are seriously fucked. the level of brutal violence and true dispair in this film is so steadfast and unrelenting that i nearly felt ill at points. this movie is almost existential in it's portrayal of human suffering and violence. do not rent if you watch horror movies to laugh and look at flying limbs. not for the faint of heart.  -ryan

it's a think-piece about the limits of morality. goes great with corndogs or cocoa puffs. ca me donne des frissons!! CP

The Freeman Perspective:Obama Cloning and the Coming Space War.-

what?!?!?!? Freeman ties all this stuff together and it's INSANE.

but i also really like to play it at work and watch everyone get mad for some reason. open your mind, people! life is a fantasy. -gabe

Silent Venom-

 GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES OF THIS MOTHERUCKING SUB!!! -anonymous clerk

Donkey Punch-

 say "let's rent Donkey Punch" out loud without laughing. -anonymous clerk

Mask of the Ninja-

I like to drink and i liked this movie -anonymous clerk

Twilight-

  *recommended for girls 7-12

like 200 years from now when they have to write historic shit about 2009 in history books, I guess 2009 will be remembered as the year Americans became obsessed with putting vampires in movies and tv shows and shit. -ryan

so a morman lady writes a book about vampires. they make it into a movie about vampires and fill it with vapid, "high school musical" rejects and it becomes an American phenomenon.

and there's not even any blood in it!? it's a vampire movie! no blood. no thanks.  -gabe