Employee Sticker Comments

  If you've ever been to one of our stores, then you've been sure to notice that the movies sometimes have little helpful, or 

possibly snide, comments on them. You can choose to heed our advice, or you can totally ignore them.

Because you know what they say:

Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

Of course, at I Luv Video everything smells WONDERFUL!

Comments from the Employees' at the Airport Store.

Jurassic Fight Club

first rule of Jurassic fight club is never talk about Jurassic fight club.

House Bunny

coming from the production team Happy Madison, whose only success as far as i'm concerned is Grandma's boy,
is the piece of shit that MIGHT'VE been saved if it had been rated R and contained any kind crude humor/gratuitous
nudity....
...but it doesn't. uugh, this SUCKS! -alex

Love Guru

this movie isn't unlike passing a kidney stone. -gabe

Sex and the City

#1 ...if you want to watch a 2 1/2 hour fantasy-fueled advertisement for the year 1997 full of consumer driven propaganda-
be my guest. Reconstituted suckage for chicks who want live in the recent past. Kim catrall is still hot, though- Aaron

#2 WHAT'S WRONG WITH US LADIES HAVING GUILTY PLEASURES LIKE SEX AND THE CITY? DUDES, STOP GIVING US SHIT ABOUT THIS SHOW ALREADY!
HERE'S THE DEAL, I'LL STOP GIVING TONY SCOTT AND MICHEAL BAY* SHIT AND YOU SHOULD LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT THIS FUNNY AND AWESOME SHOW.
*I PICKED THOSE TWO BECAUSE THEY'RE THE MOST BRO-ED OUT DUDES AROUND MAKING MOVIES RIGHT NOW WHICH SEEMS FITTING CONSIDERING THIS SHOW
IS SUPPOSEDLY JUST FOR THE LADIES AND ONLY DUDES GIVE ME CRAP ABOUT LIKING IT. JERKS! -ALEX

#3 You go, girl! -gabe

Wanted

this movie should have a baby with the movie "Jumper"
then you'd have a REAL piece of crap. -gabe

Timecrimes

WTF, Timecrimes?!?! why you gotta be so crazzzzy?? why you gotta mess with my head like that?? why do you have to be sooo awesome?
huh? huh? -gabe

Highway to Heaven

there are two types of people in this world: people who like Highway to Heaven and assholes.
which are you? -god

The X files- I Want to Believe

More like "church Files."  fuck fuck fuck
Ilove this show... one of the best- like a modern-day Twilight Zone or Outer Limits mixed with a cop show. I waited years
to find out Mulder got buff and Scully turns into a whiney-pants that just wants to believe in God.
It's still alright, though. Aaron

Splinter

Do you remember "scary Stories to Tell in the Dark?" The effects remind me of the illustrations in these
books (they're really creepy!)
This is fun to watch. I recommend it!  -alex

Tyler Perry's The Family that Preys

Looks like Tyler Perry FINNALLY had to put some white folds in his movie....
must be a recession or something. -aaron

The Wrestler

what a drag it is getting old!  -gabe

8 Mile

This movie is the fucking "Coal Miner's Daughter" of rappers that be acting.
Google "Eminem freestyles" and remember how badass that dude was -aaron

The Obama Deception

#1 CALM DOWN... you can handle it.
like most of Jones' stuff, you can either be open-minded... or you can run screaming.
some of it's speculative. A lot of it is true...
I'll be up front if you need to talk. -aaron

#2 say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss. Everybody, wake the f#ck up! -gabe

Special

Micheal Rappaport delievers a steller performance in his first real leading role. He plays a great nemesis to the big
pharmaceutical racket, as a script guinea pig that starts to loose his mind when he tests out the latest anit-social meds.
I think we're all capable of something extraordinary if we'd just go a little crazy. -menderic

Tampopo

This movie really made me want a bowl of noodles. like REALLY bad.
I challenge you not to want noodles after watching this movie.
but what a wonderful, bizarre film  -gabe