The U.S. government is asking the Supreme Court to review Miss Nasty's epic wardrobe malfunction of 2004 and reimpose the half million dollars fined to CBS.

The Supreme Court may or may not consider the request.

As y'all recall Justin Timberlake somehow "accidentally" exposed one of Janet Jackson's boobies on live television during the Superbowl half-time show, resulting in a big fuss. We were more weirded out by her nipple jewelry!

The FCC shook its fist and slapped CBS with a $550,000 fine. But, after 3 years embroiled in legal bickering, a federal court ruled that the network could not be held accountable for a dumb publicity student. Or accident. Whatever you wanna call it.

Semantics!

The government is now asking the Supreme Court to consider "whether the court of appeals erred in holding that the federal communications commission acted arbitrarily and capriciously (…) in determining that the most widely viewed broadcast public nudity in television history fell within the federal prohibitions on broadcast indecency."

Really? 4 years later?

They must be bored.

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"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds."

- One of the Founding Fathers of America, Samuel Adams

A day after going public with her break-up from Benji Madden, Paris Hilton hit LA eatery Mr. Chow with her sister, Nicky, last night.

And she looked radiant!

Break-up is doing you good, P.

No Stavros?

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The recently dumped Benji Madden put on a cheery demeanor for the paparazzi stationed outside of his DCMA clothing store in LA on Thursday.

Heiress Paris Hilton may have stomped on his heart, but he's not bothered (or so he'd like us to think).

Wonder who will be his first rebound conquest.

We think his ex, Sophie Monk, is still single…

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Washington Mutual just announced they are slashing 1,600 jobs.

Bah humbug!

ABC is making BIG changes to their lineup!

According to reports, three ABC shows have been canceled - or are almost dead.

Dirty Sexy Money, Pushing Daisies, AND Eli Stone will all be ending this season. 99%.

At the moment, the network is not commenting, but multiple sources have confirmed the news.

However, Daisies creator Bryan Fuller says, "It's all true. I'm so very proud of this show and grateful for everyone's hard work in bringing it to life. We would love to continue telling this season's arcs in a comic book format, just to tie up all the loose strings — and believe me, there are plenty. That way we can tell a stand alone movie story that doesn't have all the baggage from the second season stories — and those bags are packed!"

Some changes will also be made mid-season to the current schedule.

For example, their spin-off show Private Practice will be moved to 10pm on Thursdays following Grey's Anatomy beginning mid-December. An obvious attempt to up the ratings.

And starting January, Scrubs will join the network's Tuesday lineup and Life on Mars will be moved to Wednesdays.

Thankfully they didn't get rid of Ugly Better and Desperate Housewives. Or should they have?

Reese Witherspoon was spotted Thursday looking MAH-VA-LOUS in a Nina Ricci dress at the Los Angeles premier of her holiday movie.

GyllenHO's gal pal is starring in Four Christmases along with Jennifer Maniston's ex, Vince Vaughn.

And what can we say except that Reese looked GREAT!

Absolutely flawless!

What do U think?

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On Thursday, Alaska's huntress governor and the GOP's former VP nominee, Sarah Palin, visited one of her state's turkey farms to do a ceremonial, Thanksgiving-themed 'pardoning' of one of the birds.

A humane act from a woman who shoots wolves from a helicopter?

We thought we were dreaming!

And, of course, since Sexy Sarah was involved there was a ton of press there to capture all the moments on the turkey farm.

But, after the pardon ceremony, things took a turn for the crazy!

Clueless Sarah decided to talk shop with the reporters in front of some turkey slaughter contraption.

This is not a joke. Turkey heads get chopped off in the background as S.S. Palin talks government stuff!!!!

Click here to check out the video.

Sexy's reality is crazier than made up Hollywood shiz!

Our file of golden Palin moments is bulging!